I Think I'm In Love

These are actual messages exchanged between me and a guy I found on OKCupid.

First, his profile:
I'd save yourself some time and just skip over, im a huge creep, work like 90 hours a week and never leave my apt. after the the soft sell, I grew up in North Jersey, went to school in Tampa lived in Boston and now I'm here in NY. I like sports/movies/cooking and I'm very sarcastic. I have turntables and a basketball hoop in my kitchen, I'm kinda like Tom hanks in big or a mix of Shaun white, redman and Jim carrey. I'm also a hermit

My first message to him:
Are you really a huge creep? Because that's totally my type!

You're funny. I could never meet you though because I have to be the funniest, prettiest person in the room at any given time.... clearly I don't get out much.

DEUCES!

His response:
Well you are in luck, cause I am a total creep!
I am pretty funny, but there's only one way to find out who the funniest!

CAALLLL ME!

Me:
Call? Like on a phone? I don't think my phone has a 'talk' option. I only use it for texting, checking facebook and looking for things that could have fallen in small dark spaces, like under the couch.

Him:
I dont want to flatter myself but I'm assuming you've found everything under your couch and have time to shoot me a text.....xxx xxx xxxx, you got me in the pretty category but Im hoping I'm the funniest



I'll take two.